Interesting Quotations

When asked if he wanted water, Daigoro replied,

"No, I'm being problematic. I want pop."

Given bacon, Daigoro asked if Marli could remove the fat. He added,

"I'm a vegetarian for fat."

Quote Gold

Daigoro has been the source of some pretty funny quotation material lately. A few samples:

"We're running in a race but we don't know where we're going."

(interesting summation of the plight of modern man)

"If you like something then you like it."

(circular reasoning or Zen philosophy?)

"I'm kicking you because I love you."

(school-yard romances prefigured)

[After being given bacon for the first time] "Oh my goodness... I love bacon!"

(cardiovascular problems ahead)

More to come... I've suddenly drawn a blank. Watch this space.